A Stranger in a Strange Land - 25 Reasons the iPhone is Inferior to Windows Mobile

My brother, the cinematographer, is a MAC kinda guy.cut, and paste
So, naturally he packs an iPhone of which he is very11. Doesn't have an eBook reader program
proud. While visiting me last week he was showing off12. No InfraRed--can't beam files, photos, tunes, text,
the virtues of his iPhone with a bit of a smug air and acontacts, applications
tinge of superiority.13. Doesn't have Bluetooth 2.0
He quickly established that the iPhone makes phone14. Can't use wireless Bluetooth headphones
calls, surfs the Web, does email and SMS, takes15. Won't work with optical eyewear players
pictures, and it does it all on a really cool, high-resolution,16. Doesn't have 802.11 g/e Wi-Fi
finger-friendly touch screen.17. Doesn't have universal mini-USB connector for
Perhaps a little reluctantly, he let me try it. You usesyncing and charging
your finger to scroll around, but you can't use the18. Doesn't have real downloadable programs, only
keyboard or a joystick 5-way button because theyWeb Apps that force you to go online to use. What if
don't exist. You can even zoom in or out on a screenyou don't want the expense of going online or there is
or photo by pinching your fingers together or spreadingno connection? Apple boasts 600 Web Apps.
them apart-very cool.Windows Mobile has 12,000+ actual programs.
This is fine until you get to a Web page that has many19. You can't transfer files between devices or even
hyperlinks such as a Google search. Try to expand,to a MAC with an iPhone, and there's no peer to peer
contract, or scroll the screen, and the slightest touchconnectivity possible either.
invokes the hyperlink and drives you nuts.20. There's no removable battery. You have to send
By the way, you can not only finger scroll all you wantthe unit to Apple at your own expense and suffer
to on a Window Mobile device but you can alsodowntime. Wow.
configure transitions between pages like in PowerPoint,21. There are no peripherals for the iPhone such as a
which you can't do on an iPhone.Bluetooth keyboard, mouse, headphones, GPS, printer,
During the course of his visit, the true colors of thescanner, hard drives, storage cards, video eyewear, or
iPhone emerged. Here is a condensed list of 25 thingsprojectors.
that I discovered an iPhone doesn't have or can't do:22. There are no voice commands for viewing photos,
1. It won't perform simple computer operations such asvideos, files, listening to tunes, or running applications. I
word processing, spreadsheets, relational databases,really enjoy bossing my pocket concierge around with
and PowerPoint presentations.voice commands. You can't talk to iPhones; you have
2. You can't use your own MP3 sounds to maketo poke them in the tummy with your finger to get
ringtones.them to do anything.
3. No GPS23. You can't watch and control your home TV DVR
4. No MMSremotely from anywhere in the world
5. No expansion slots24. No FM or satellite radio
6. No flash camera25. You can't use an iPhone as an extension of your
7. Doesn't take videosdesktop monitor and move the mouse between them.
8. Doesn't have dual cameras for video conferencesConclusion
and self-portraitsWhen you want to do serious handheld computing, you
9. There's no QWERTY keyboard or even a phoneneed a machine that means business and serves for
keypad. Instead, it has a klutsy popup input panel. Itmore than poking fun at with your nose picker. I
took me five minutes to type my name correctlyappreciated my tour as a stranger in the strange land
without any errors owing to my fingers being on theof the iPhone, and thanks for the finger frolics, but I'll
gorilla end of the scale. The input panel is made forstick with my far more powerful Windows Mobile
fingers of a five-year old.device.
10. Can't even perform the simple operations of copy,